So I, like Mark, have just recently turned to the Dark Side, pledged my allegiance to the Empire, and have been knighted by the Emperor himself. I tried to fight it as long as possible and align myself with Han Solo and Luke, but alas, I have abandoned them. I have traded my X-Wing for a Tie-Fighter and my Stormtrooper uniform will be in next week (it’s being altered). Now, I, like most of you have, have been branded and tagged so that I can be contacted and located wherever I am. If you are still in the dark as to what I am talking about, you can call me on my cell phone and I’ll tell you.